Turn my Life into a Memoir

iSwear ican turn my life into a memoir(book). What would i call it??
but on serious notes it like ever since i came to canada i realize so much..
im so Thankful icame here..
iNow believe everytthing happen for a reason.. My life is interesting as any of this phony ass hot mess celebrity even better. i have Bitter and Sweet moments. Unbelieveable moments and the extra scoop dirt everyone would love to read bout. if i could compare my life to anyone else would it be ?? ME..